Who are we? We are women that are seen in red & pink hats. We dress–up and have fun. What do We Do?  Nothing.  We just have fun and enjoy ourselves.  The refrain of the popular Red Hat Society theme song by Mike Harline puts it rather bluntly: "All my life, I've done for you. Now it's my turn to do for me." Are there any rules? The Red Hat Society forbids rules. There is one inflexible guideline:  You must be a woman of 50 or over and must attend functions in red hat, purple outfit, or you may be a Pink Hatter under 50, and you must attend functions in  pink hat and lavender outfit.